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Coors Soup

A drink concoctedth by putting coors (or any favorite beer) into the microwave in a bowl until hot. The contents of the bowl are then drank through a funnel, repeat.
Originated in Northern New Jersey.
I just funneled a whole bowl of coors soup, now I'm drunk and warm. Perfect for this January keg party!!
by ToneKnowledge44 January 24, 2009
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Handjob Soup

I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.
by flip2liv June 23, 2011
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Mississippi soup kitchen

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.
Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.
by Yobungus1337 June 13, 2011
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Tits in my soup

1. A song by Markus E-bear

2. What you say after a lady, like a waitress, gets her breasts in your soup.
1. Tits in my soup, Tit-tits in my soup.

2. *waitress bends over to grab plates*
you - Hey i was going to eat that!
her - Oh sorry! Do you want some more?
you - No woman! Go back to the kitchen
*she walks away in shame while you throw your bread sticks at her*
you - *whispers to friend* Tits in my soup >:D
by Firekirby August 11, 2010
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dick hole soup

Soup made out of dickholes. Thinly sliced tips of dickholes. Similar to
Spaghettios. OR soul from a dickholes.
I'm starving, I could go for a steaming hot bowl of dick hole soup.
by Jenng1224 June 10, 2017
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Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup

When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.
Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!
by Titttts McGee January 15, 2018
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Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.
When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.
by Magellan925 December 17, 2010
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