Pink Snorkel

The act of someone giving a man a rimjob whilst the recipient’s erect penis is pointing upward along the side of their head like a pink snorkel.

My lady licked my arse last night. I was so hard it looked like a pink snorkel.

by Giantonads February 12, 2021

Sack snorkeling

When a person is giving head to another and they lick the ball sack of the individual receiving the blowjob.

My wife loves to sack snorkel

My wife is a sack snorkeling queen

My wife sack snorkeled me last night.

by Buckfutter1980 November 11, 2021

Cork Snorkler

One who gets drunk from consuming nothing but wine.

Person 1:"Did you see Cris last night downing all that wine"
Person 2: " Yeah he's a total cork snorkler"

by TheMcDonalds69 August 12, 2021

Forbidden snorkle

When you are eating a person and

the person farts

I was eating out last night and she forbidden snorkled me

by Longestwang December 30, 2021

No Spark

When a childish woman hasn't got the maturity to communicate her feelings/needs/desires, and expects men to have the "confidence" to mindread those sexual desires she hides from him.

Often used as a defense mechanism by such women who foolishly assume that a man's inaction means his lack of attraction.

Katerina: I told him that I was a Christian conservative, and he actually believed that good girl façade I presented? I'm horny, and he's not man enough to see it.

Susan: He's probably "gay". Dump his loser ass before he gets the chance to dump you!

Katerina: OMG you're so right! I wanted to rip his clothes off. But if he cannot understand that I CLEARLY that my straw was pointed in his general direction when we were out last night, I guess it's just not meant to be. NO SPARK!!!

by BidenCheated May 11, 2022

Shitty Snorkle

Where the receiver sniffs the anus and the giver farts

She came in from the pub and started sniffing my anus, i farted and called it a shitty snorkle

by Tamataes June 4, 2022

Butt Snorkeler

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.

As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe

by Argus Tuft 2 August 13, 2022