National Hold Short People Day

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)

Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day

by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021

James is Short

the act of calling James short. If you call James short you will automatically give consent to be butt fucked by him.

James is short!

by Luh nigga February 6, 2022

Owen is short

The shortest person you will ever meet is Owen.

Kid 1: Who is that short kid?
Kid 2: I think that's Owen. That Owen is short

by Kilo Gram March 4, 2022

National pay your short friend

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.

National pay your short friend day

by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022

National Kick Short people day

People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th

Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right

by tornado is here June 28, 2022

a few cents short of a dollar

Not so bright, lacking intelligence.

Fred: Bobby thinks Washington D.C. is in Washington State!

George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…

by Saww Con July 7, 2022

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

by Benitez69 September 18, 2022