Right-sizing Expectations

When someone humbles tf outta you but you need to downplay the embarrassment.

When someone is being out of pocket and you have to reality check them.

P: I don't want to be intimate with Shrek, so weird of you to say.
C: Do I need to remind you that I've seen your tiktok?
P: That message was so humbling.
C: It wasn't meant to be humbling, it's just right-sizing expectations.

by cstat July 6, 2023

Right Now Gene

Antonym for procrastinate.

The compulsion to tackle any task immediately, regardless of planning, level of importance, or other people involved in the task.

HIM: When you have a minute.

HER: I have a right now gene. Let's do this!

by C.S. LaRue August 21, 2023

G-spot rights

The right that everyone is allowed to ejaculate.
See also: Gender ejacuality

"Hay man. We have g-spot rights in this house. You're allowed to come and I'll help you if necessary."

by HeavyLillium October 29, 2019

right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.

Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.

by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020

GET RIGHT GIRLFRIEND

The person you date after you have had your heart broken extremely badly and just date the new person to not feel lonely and get your life on track before you start dating people you’re more interested in again.

Damn Olivia broke my heart, I need a get right girlfriend.

by Benjibutton November 28, 2020

right in the fuckin balls

When you get someone right in the fuckin balls.

P1: *throws ball*
P2: you got me right in the fuckin balls!

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 17, 2021

Skinny guy right

Skinny guy right is a bitch ass nigga that weighs like 180 and is slower than some guy names gabe and is a bitch and got put on the grass by someone named gabe and is usually a loser and gabe is basically better than him at everything and has never beaten him at anything and is shorter and benches less and squats less and is shorter and he usually has 2 other father names aidan and isaiah but in overall tylan is just a little short fat bitch that is very short and stinky and doesn’t usually wear socks and always has hid among us toes out and also pulls no bitches and has 0 rizz and recently got beaten by some guy named gabe in multiversus that never played the game and tylan had a character than was lvl 10 one that was lvl 8 and one that was lvl 7 and gabe still beat him with a character that was lvl 4 and he was making excuses the whole time bc he can’t admit that he’s ass and that gabe’s better

you know that bitch named tylan?
Oh yea that one that gabe aidan and isaiah own?
Yea that one
yea what abt him?
why is he so stinky?
haha idk he’s gabe’s son tho
yea fr he got put on the dirt
yea fuck Skinny guy right

by tylanabitch August 7, 2022