PPT

Short for P-reci-P-i-T-ate, most often used in chemistry classes that we all love.

Random dude, "Hey, I wonder what will happen if I mix this fine solution of Barium Hydroxide with Sodium Sulfate?"
Ladholyman, "Duh! Barium Sulfate will PPT!"

by Ladholyman May 16, 2005

ppzzus

A huge homosexual who likes to stick things up his ass.

Hey goatse is such a ppzzus

by BobbyT September 15, 2004

PPJ

Acronym for "Price Per Jump". It is the amount of money you had to expend in your effort to get laid. If you spent $150 on dinner and a show and got laid twice, your PPJ would be $75. The PPJ includes all expenses that resulted in your having sex, not including any costs you would have incurred anyway during your normal daily activities. So if you normally would have driven 2 miles, but you drive 3 miles in order to get laid, your gas money for the last 1 mile counts toward your PPJ. The act of having sex resets your PPJ counter back to zero. If in the course of getting laid you avoid spending money you otherwise would have spent, your PPJ for that jump can actually turn out to be negative number.

Man, my PPJ for last night with Sharon was $300. I might as well have hired a hooker.

Dude you've been with her for 2 months and you haven't had sex yet. Your PPJ must be astronomical by now!

She paid for dinner and drinks! I ended up with a negative PPJ! :)

by Cadill August 18, 2011

P.P.S.

Public Piss Syndrome. Describes the inability some people have to urinate in public bathrooms when other people are around.

It took Dave ten minutes to go piss...the fucker has P.P.S. real bad.

by Mister Man the Guy September 22, 2004

PPS

Public Piss Syndrome

When you have PPS you are prone to losing your desire to urinate when someone else is in the room. Often someone being in the stall next to you creates this problem. Urinals will become your worst enemy when you are affected by PPS, as large urges to urinate can be abolished even by the opening of the bathroom door.

Friend 1: Good dammit hurry up, we are going to miss the bus!
Friend 2: Well dude get out! You know I got PPS!
Friend 1: God Damn PPS....

by Johnny Spectacular February 28, 2005

pplz

pplz means peoples

all the pplz in the world

by Pjukar May 13, 2009

PPJ

Pill Popping Jukebox is a term used to describe DJ's who only play other peoples songs. They will tend to dance around playing with controls on the deck in front of them as if they are contributing somehow to the music.

PPJ's often feel empowered by the fact that people are dancing to the music being played while they are behind the deck.
When infact most people in clubs will dance to anything that is played, often dancing to sound checks.

Person 1: omg look at the DJ he thinks hes a god or something.
Person 2: yeah he is such a PPJ

by Tatsel24 January 13, 2008