Murdercock

A dick that is so big that it can kill

Girl:Your dick is small
Guy:Shows Dick to the girl
Girl:OMG A MURDERCOCK

by 74M3NUMB3RS October 22, 2019

muddy beaver

Leaving a cleveland steamer between ones tits and placing the cock in there and thrusting, basically fucking her cans which has the steamer in the middle

Bill gave Sally a muddy beaver

by Your Mom's Box July 19, 2003

The Murder & The Harlot

An amazing Rock/Metal/Harcore band that originated in Ringwood, NJ.

Person 1- Hey are you going to see The Murder & The Harlot tonight?!?!
Person 2- Who's that?
Person 1- *slap* look at their myspace, idiot.
Person 2- Ok. I shall purchase their music asap.

by Imari May 8, 2008

Muddy Boots

What a gut-stick occasionally resembles after using the back door, due to the horrifying debris deposited upon it. Boots worn in the pouring rain, such as those sported by John Terry when he's slicing penalties wide and bawling his eyes out, tend to become caked in mud. So do men's members when they've been upto the apricots in shit.

Upon withdrawal his triumphant smirk faded in a heart-beat, realising as he did that his giggling stick was spattered with more filth than a pair of muddy boots.

by Dr Terry Terry May 26, 2008

Murdered Out

Wearing/covered in black.
Applies to anything.

You can hardly see Jeff in a dark room. He's murdered out as fuck!

by Carbonitecaptain May 17, 2014

Muddy

A song by Lil Metro MeechxSteezyx303xSantii
On all platforms now 🔥🤫😈

"you heard that new muddy by meech"
"Nah"
"Listen to that shit it slaps"

by Fuckddde March 4, 2019

Mardy

Being real tight and annoyingand messin someone around

Punching someone 4 no apparent reason is being mardy!!!

by sheffield chick June 11, 2006