Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.
by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011
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I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.
I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.
by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012
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The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.
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by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016
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by Keep the Reason December 13, 2016
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by Xana gurl October 9, 2017
Get the Cagaronni Maximus mug.The propensity to forget about the end goal one wants to achieve, and to pursue instead the means or mediums to that end goal.
A medium—for example, points or money—is a token people receive as the immediate reward of their effort. It has no value in and of itself, but it can be traded for a desired outcome. Experiments demonstrate that, when people are faced with options entailing different outcomes, the presence of a medium can alter what option they choose. This effect occurs because the medium presents an illusion of advantage to an otherwise not so advantageous option, an illusion of certainty to an otherwise uncertain option, or an illusion of linearity to an otherwise concave
effort-outcome return relationship. This work has implications for how points influence consumer choice and how money influences human behavior.
A medium—for example, points or money—is a token people receive as the immediate reward of their effort. It has no value in and of itself, but it can be traded for a desired outcome. Experiments demonstrate that, when people are faced with options entailing different outcomes, the presence of a medium can alter what option they choose. This effect occurs because the medium presents an illusion of advantage to an otherwise not so advantageous option, an illusion of certainty to an otherwise uncertain option, or an illusion of linearity to an otherwise concave
effort-outcome return relationship. This work has implications for how points influence consumer choice and how money influences human behavior.
Money by itself is worthless because it is just paper and metal - medium maximization is the reason you want it.
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