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The Walk of mother's shame

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.
by Rennnn1121 November 1, 2020
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mother of the night fork

by prass November 17, 2016
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mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.
"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018
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bird mother flutter

A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.

Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.
Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...

Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!
by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011
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mothers death wish

collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with
John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.

Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.
by el padrone November 10, 2019
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Your brother is a mother

Worst than your sister a mister also causing them to self implode on sight
Carl:your mom gay
Joe:your dad lesbian
Carl:your granny a granny
Joe:Your brother is a mother
Carl:self implodes on sight
by Troll_SHANK March 19, 2018
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Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.
My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available
by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022
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