Dirty Johnny 

A man who has a needle dick and throws it into a fat hairy chick and nits a wooly jumper from her pubic hair, then turns around and takes a shite in her mouth.

"I fucked this plumper last night, done a dirty Johnny and got the fuck outta there"

Dirty Johnny by Urban dick muffin May 3, 2020

Big Johnny

A Big Johnny is when a girl is being gang-banged by two men; one penis in her mouth and the other in her vagina. If both men come simultaneously, she then pulls the penises out so that they ejaculate on each other's penises.

I was in a threesome once and we did a Big Johnny. My dick was sticky for three whole days.

Big Johnny by Emmzee March 24, 2008

Action Johnny 

It's when you let a guy fuck you in the ass, coldcock him right before he comes, steal his wallet, then use the money to buy dope.

Hank thought he found a cheap screw. But in a moment of stupidity he flashed his wallet in front of the guy, who was clearly jonesing something awful, and who then pulled an Action Johnny, leaving Hank with a headache and empty pockets.

Action Johnny by OfAOf December 3, 2010

AT Johnny on the Spot 

After hiking a long time you find a toilet that is obstructed. You poop on top of the toilet paper blockage and leave a message to the rest of them. This also applies for to every other blocked toilet.

Bro, I just did an AT Johnny on the Spot, that poor son of a gun

AT Johnny on the Spot by Mark2015 October 9, 2021

a johnny 

When you shit and turds come flying out of your ass faster than a Nolan Ryan fast ball it hits the back of the john(ha-ha) and explodes into pieces flipping pieces of johnny turd back on your own ass

Don't hold it too long Mikey, you might end up pulling a johnny.

a johnny by Youeatpoop January 6, 2017

double 0 johnny 

when a guy jacks off onto his hand and then wipes it off on something commonly used by a friend, as a prank.

When Zack left the room, Alex did a double 0 johnny on his chair.

double 0 johnny by Esber April 20, 2007

Crying Johnny 

Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.

"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."

Crying Johnny by Bucko702 September 29, 2012