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Josh (noun): A full-on weapon of mass destruction at 5’4”, but somehow, he owns every space he enters. His jawline is so sharp it could cut through your last nerve, and his waist? A lethal combination of snatched and divine, leaving everyone else in the dust. His face card is untouchable, flawless, and always on the highest limit—whether you’re gagging from his looks or his unrelenting audacity. He walks in like he owns the universe, and frankly, it feels like he does. Hatred and admiration mix into a cocktail of pure obsession—because once you’ve seen Josh, you’re never the same.
Josh walks in at 5’4”, jawline sharp enough to cut glass, waist so snatched it’s criminal, and the whole room is gagged—he doesn’t just enter, he takes over.
Josh by Vixenvides March 22, 2025
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A wittle cry baby who has the emotional maturity of a toddler with the hairline of a 50 year old balding man. His brother is a rumple and his neighbor is a heifer. Those last 2 things are not exactly about him but they had to be said. If you date this man, just know he will ask you to move in with him too soon, be the most insecure man ever, cry over you, get mad at you for going out without him and send you feminine paragraphs about how you mess with his mind. His 4 inch dick is the only thing standing between him and womanhood.
Girl 1: See Josh over there?
Girl 2: Wait thats a man?
Josh by Joshua Ketner April 1, 2025
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