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joner boner 

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.
Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.
joner boner by Tj moran May 9, 2005
Related Words
Jones jonesing Joner jonesy jonesin jonesed jonestown joned Jones'd jones soda

john paul jones 

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.
"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.
john paul jones by C-Mills February 26, 2008

mofo jones 

the mofo-ist, jones-ist, mofo in town. mofo Jones is what you can call a mate if they have been a bit crap to you. its a form of friendly insult, the kind of insult that won't upset the other person, but will make them aware of their stupid actions.
so if someone forgot to do something important, you could say "oh no, mofo jones" but only if its a friend, if its someone generally crap then please feel free to use real nasty insults.
mofo jones by the voice of wisdom January 19, 2008

Osian Jones 

A term used to describe a person under the thumb from a parent.

Can also be used as a term to describe a person who thinks that they are of Welsh descent, when in actuality are not.
He has to live at home next year? He's a right Osian Jones!
Osian Jones by smits017 February 10, 2010

indiana jones-ing

the act of being raped on a pinball machine by a popular movie director
Dude, last week I saw J.J Abrams Indiana Jones-ing Billy at the arcade last Friday.

Indiana jones 

to be jonesing for or have a strong need to go to the state of Indiana.
Playa I'm tired of pimpin' it here in Ohio...I got big time Indiana jones!
Indiana jones by Nick D March 18, 2003