Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

Ronald McDonald Jizz by FunnyMexican June 6, 2010

fizz jizz 

The messy substance that results from Soda Bop. A mixture of cum, carbonated soda, and saliva, fizz jizz often overwhelms the person giving the Soda Bop, making him/her want to spit. This can be avoided by covering his/her mouth and pinching his/her nose, forcing them to swallow the sticky, potent conglomeration, similar to the method employed to make dogs swallow pills. It is generally advisable to let the person breathe soon after.

Chad: ohh-yeahh (ejaculates in her mouth)

Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)

Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)

Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)

Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?

fizz jizz by shroomdoom June 28, 2010

Sneeze-Jizz 

n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.

n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"

Sneeze-Jizz by Blake Torres May 11, 2008

re-jizz 

The act of sperm coming back out of the vagina.

"Whoa man u got it all over my sheets!"

"No techically SHE re-jizzed all over your sheets" (:

re-jizz by tab<3 April 19, 2010

Phantom Jizz 

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....

Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."

Phantom Jizz by goodduck4 June 28, 2014

Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy

Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.

Diet jizz by Elegendary August 3, 2016

Thunder Jizz 

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.

My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.

Thunder Jizz by 1luckypenny September 8, 2017