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Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.
Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!
by MrPrimeribs May 6, 2011
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i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct
meredith : “i love you more

derek: “that’s not true
meredith: “i call post it

derek: “fuck”
by anonymous_kaysadilla August 4, 2020
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Post Billie Depression

The phase that comes after meeting Billie Eilish, where it feels as if you are missing something in your life and your organs are being ripped out of your body. You miss Billie and no longer feel whole.
Is Caitlin ok?, she was crying in her live stream last night, no shes not ok she is suffering from Post Billie Depression.
by Wet squig June 11, 2019
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post-dank meme

A post-dank meme can refer to dank memes that were created after the initial wave of dankness in 2016. Memes such as the wave of Steamed Hams edits (despite this having been a meme for as long as the episode it's in has existed) that arose during late 2017 and early 2018 which took remixing to a whole new level that was possibly influenced by the Nutshack/We Are Number One days, Drake and Josh stuck in a treehouse, and 'but you're in a bathroom at a party' can be considered post-dank.

The post-dank era possibly emerged in early-mid 2017 in the aftermath of the 2016 US presidential election which saw labelled dank memes such as Pepe emerge into the mainstream (which is honestly not good for dank memes) after a year or two of montage parodies slowly becoming attached to the term.

The initial 2016 dank meme wave officially came to a close with the death of Stefan Karl in 2018, whose LazyTown character Robbie Rotten came to have spearheaded the peak of the wave in 2016. He has left a legacy which had a pretty good influence on post-dank memes and with the Nutshack popularized 'but' meme edits in which a certain repeated word/event is replaced with something else which served as the basis for many countless other movie/show songs/themes/scenes to be given the same treatment.
Person 1: You know steamed hams?
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: I reckon it's not a dank meme but rather a post-dank meme.
by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER November 28, 2018
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Post Mustache Depression

The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.
Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
by MoBro92 November 28, 2011
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Post-Christmas Depression

That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.
John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.
by TheSantaClaus December 30, 2011
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Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.
"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."
by "The" Ben L. June 30, 2017
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