poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

poop snout

a brown noser, one who sucks up

I hate the way Kim sucks up to the boss...she's such a poop snout!

by Me September 13, 2003

Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022

poop tagger

A tagger who forgot his marker or spray can in a public restroom, who uses a peice of poop to display what crew they are from

(inside a kmart restroom)
Rob-"whats that say?"
Mike-"stinky...PT"
Rob-"oh yeah, hes from poop taggers"

by rob $ April 13, 2005

dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

Vagina poop

another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring

Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever
Person 2: Sucks to be you :-P

by Govindaaaa July 29, 2009

poop fuck

whenever u fuck a girl and shit ends up on your dick

i had a serious poop fuck last night

by CJ Westlu August 3, 2007