Entered Text Standoff

An awkward standstill when two people realize they are typing to each other at the same time. They both stop typing to see if the other person responds first.

Jenny and I never finished cybering. I wanted to read her arousing message first but we engaged in an Entered Text Standoff

by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

Text voice crack

The phenomenon that occurs whenever you go to capitalize the first letter of a word while accidentally having Caps Lock on.

You: Hello!
Friend: hELLO!
Friend: Whoops, sorry, I had a text voice crack

by EddieTristes August 29, 2022

shoot me a text

Sending a text message.

Hey, just shoot me a text sometime.

by That_One_Lissandra_Main November 14, 2015

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by Your dumb for searching this September 20, 2017

One Word Text

What girls use in a text message to indicate that they are done talking to you. Usually implies that they are unhappy with you.

Classic One Word Texts:

Boy Text: "What's up?"

Girl Text: "Nothing."

Boy Text: "I see. I'm just chilling today"

Girl Text: "K"

Boy text: "Is everything ok?"

Girl Text: "Yep"

by pacothejew September 8, 2011

Text Message Purgatory

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.

Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."

by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011

Ménage à text

A sext threesome.

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.

by SHLA August 10, 2014