iParanoia

when you are in public (espicially in a school hallway) and embarrasing music comes on and your music is loud and to the fear of others hearing you lower to unaudible sound or change song immediatly

Mike: i was going to algebra and my ipod was up all the way when shania twain man i feel like a women came on and i got total iParanoia and had to lower it ALOT
Barthelamuel: I got iParanoia with barbie girl its ok i just changed it though

by broadway bobby February 16, 2009

Iplosion

When a random song comes on your ipod which is extreemly loud and causes explosion of the ear drums.

I was listening to my ipod on the train and got an "iplosion" when Miley Cyrus shuffled on.

by dance_diva February 18, 2009

iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.

"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"

by Bl-McC May 16, 2009

Ipod ear

when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune

person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"

by urbankid321 September 27, 2009

iPod Jacked

When a passenger disconnects the driver's iPod from the car stereo to put their own in.

Me: Dude, I was listening to King Crimson last night and I got iPod jacked.
You: That shit's fucked.
Me: Yeah man, Never Shout Never can suck my balls.

by swanneh January 25, 2010

IPDA

The Intoxicated Person's Detention Act. A male or female between the ages of 15 to 75 who have wasted their life away drinking. These "people" do not have jobs, have all pissed, shit and vomited on themselves (usually at the same time), and will drink anything that they can lay their hands on, be it booze, hairspray, listerine, hand sanitizer, etc..) Can frequently be found in drunk tanks, emergency rooms, or passed out in the ditch.

"Look at the pack of IPDA's standing on the corner. i think that one shit his pants!)

by Angiesminion April 6, 2010

ipoker

Usually played amongst strangers riding public transportation or at your local Starbuck's. The game usually begins when someone, wanting attention, pulls out any Apple product. At this point, many people will choose to discreetly observe the product and determine its credentials. They will then compare with the Apple product in their possession. If they have a more recent and popular product, they must bring the product into the open for all to observe. If said product is confirmed to be better than the first Apple product, all attention will effectively shift to the person possessing the better product, forcing the original player to return their inferior Apple product back to his or her knapsack or pocket. This is where the game gets interesting. If you bring out the better product, you MUST pretend you are using ALL of its features even if you have no meaningful work to do or, have no remnant of a wireless or wifi connection. At this point in the game, you are safe...unless someone else feels they have a stronger hand than you.

ipod touch user: "hmmm, let me pull out my ipod touch and embarrass this ipod nano-using loser".

Nano user: "this fool obviously doesn't know about the ipad I have in my knapsack. Let me pull this baby out and zoom through some photos I downloaded from Bing"

ipod touch user: (returns ipod touch to pocket)

iphone 4 user: (pulls phone out and begins fake conversation about how hard it was to snag one of the new iphones) "what? yeah. YES. YES, I AM CALLING YOU FROM MY NEW IPHONE 4! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I GOT IT FOR!!"

all other apple users in unison: (return products to their original places and bow down to new iphone user).

-end round of ipoker. Iphone 4 wins

by captivatedboredom June 19, 2010