DistortedVideos

Meme account popular on Twitter and Instagram that takes other popular videos from online and distorts them.

Guy: Hey you see this video DistortedVideos made? It's hilarious
Girl: What is this? I can barely understand what they're saying.
Guy: It's funny though right?
Girl: Uh... sure.

by montemole July 19, 2019

Distabled

Unbalanced/ Dizzy/ Falling over/ Drunk/ belligerent/ Out of it/ Pylon/ Autistic manners

Jane kooch drank to much alcohol and became distabled.

by Stoned_Forces March 30, 2019

Distheist

Similar to an atheist in that one does not believe in gods. The main difference is that a distheist does not agree with theism... the message, the way it's delivered, the rituals involved, etc..

I oppose christians forcing their false information onto children and others. I guess that makes me a Distheist.

by FurryCatPaws July 21, 2019

Distevious

Verb; Acting out in character defects; acting out in fear or selfishness especially while in treatment

“Dr Lala ain’t never was distevious she always on the up and up”

by Mellowhappy August 6, 2019

Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

Disturbing

Waiting until someone has been dead and gone for a long time to say something about them you could have said while they were alive is disturbing.

He/she had to be chicken shit to say somebody was disturbing to be around years after they died. Its disturbing that there are people who wait until somebody's not around to talk about how they were to be around.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

Distill

Extract the essential meaning

That conference was BS it will be tough to distill anything

by mancantbemoved October 24, 2019