shrek is my dad

This is a phrase people would use if they want to become friends
hi,shrek is my dad
by nobody_503 May 10, 2020
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ur dad is gay

ur dad is gay
by bones905 March 14, 2021
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Where's my dad

He went for milk and never came back
Where's my dad mom?
by Idontknowwhattomakemyname July 12, 2020
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divorced dad energy

An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego
Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”

“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”
by Bob the KillBillder October 10, 2022
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mum and dad sandwich

When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling
I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents
by mitch00uk March 25, 2015
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my mom and dad

when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.
my mom and dad called you round eye.
by nobody else here March 21, 2017
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oh my dad

An expression of exclamation used primarily to indicate surprise, but can also be used to express shock, fear, pleasure or virtually any emotion.
1. Tom: "I slept with your wife last night."
Steve: "Oh, my dad! Seriously, though, I'm gonna kill you."

2. "I just saw Justine topless and, Oh my dad, were those breasts beautiful!"

3. Jake just new deep in his guts that the moment was right. With lust in his mind and more in his pants he turned to Lily and, with a sultry look in his eye, simply said, "Oh....my dad.".

4. Oh my dad! I forgot to feed the kids for the last four days! Derp!
by BryJo August 24, 2007
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