clouting

When a social media personality, or person attempts to gain followers and attention through self promotion, spam, sexual pleasure etc.

Did you see Malu clouting off of BabyAriel for instagram followers again.

Jessica was clouting with the boys today, what a whore.

by mylesxgrayson January 31, 2018

closterian

A person who has the IQ of a rock, and that smokes and drinks uncontrollably.

That kid is such a closterian.

by Don Jua April 2, 2005

clothestrophobia

The fear of wearing too tight of clothes, or over-constricting attire. This irrational fear could be due to a variety of reasons including the desire to conform to an urban dress code, or simply due to a low body image.

Jenny: Man, Richie sags his pants constantly! Look at how ghetto he is!
Billy: Yeah, man, he's totally got clothestrophobia. I have never seen him wear proper fitting jeans!

by Lenny & Bridget December 20, 2008

Clothing porn

The act of logging onto a designer/brand website and filling your shopping basket with every item of clothing you see that you like just to see how much money it would cost if money was no object. Similar in respects to food porn in that it just involves looking at different clothes and drooling because your wardrobe is disgustingly empty.

A student looks at clothing porn because he has no clean clothes to wear in real life.

by thesoundofbitchesfighting August 30, 2011

pot clot

Any dump that requires more than one flush; the toilet killer.

"Dude i just took a major pot clot, look i got a pic!"

by Bladebird August 17, 2007

Megachange Clothing (MCC)

A student ran clothing and accessories company that promotes smoking related issues through their products.

"Hey! Your wearing a Megachange Clothing (MCC) t-shirt, I guess you don't smoke!"

by mccstage2 January 24, 2010

Clit Clot

(n.) The Clit Clot is a Zulu sexual maneuver studied only recently by Western anthropologists in the past decade. When observed, many it could be described as a "...banging of the drums, the rhythm of the coming war. It starts the primal urges, causing the vaginal juice to flow." The act itself appears similar to the Donkey Punch in theory, however in practice, the hunter faces his vulnerable victim, and the punch is targeted at the mainframe of the female: the clit. Clitoris.

Lady Gaga requested a Clit Clot.

by chewable September 2, 2010