Putting two fingers in a girl's mouth and two fingers in her vagina. Then raising her above your head and shaking her violently to resemble a Marlin flopping in the air
Guy: dude you see that girl over there?
Friend: yeah?
Guy: I totally made her an angry Marlin last night
Friend: yeah?
Guy: I totally made her an angry Marlin last night
by Hairless wonder November 16, 2015
Get the angry marlinmug. Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!
Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!
That hummer I got from my gf y'day was sooooooo amazing, I squirted in her face by accident. Then to cover it up I gave her an angry pirate.
by Timbck June 22, 2014
Get the Angry Piratemug. Not to be confused with the angry pirate, the angry dragon or anything similar, the angry farmer is a legendary, albeit mythical sex move, used to make a friend jealous, or as an act of vengeance against a boyfried or lover.
Little is known of the angry farmer, apart from that the female partner needs to be UBER flexible, the first part hurts, but after that multiple orgasms are guaranteed.
Little is known of the angry farmer, apart from that the female partner needs to be UBER flexible, the first part hurts, but after that multiple orgasms are guaranteed.
Example 1:
RiRi - Hey Mitch, you know that chick that you like?
Mitch - Yeah, why?
RiRi - Well... She was over before... She's SO FLEXIBLE!!
Mitch - WTF, you cunt.
RiRi - Yeah, gave her the angry farmer... I'd heard about it, but i didnt think it was POSSIBLE. Like its pretty gnarly man. The first part sorta hurts, but after that, we're talking multiple OMGasms.
Mitch - *kills self*
Example 2:
Girlfriend - Hey honey....
Boyfriend - Yeah babe?
Girlfriend - You know that guy... The one you hate?
Boyfriend - Yeah, that faggot?
Girlfriend - I was over at his house before... He gave me the angry farmer. I orgasmed seven times. By the way, it's over between you and me. Ha ha.
Boyrfriend - *kills self*
RiRi - Hey Mitch, you know that chick that you like?
Mitch - Yeah, why?
RiRi - Well... She was over before... She's SO FLEXIBLE!!
Mitch - WTF, you cunt.
RiRi - Yeah, gave her the angry farmer... I'd heard about it, but i didnt think it was POSSIBLE. Like its pretty gnarly man. The first part sorta hurts, but after that, we're talking multiple OMGasms.
Mitch - *kills self*
Example 2:
Girlfriend - Hey honey....
Boyfriend - Yeah babe?
Girlfriend - You know that guy... The one you hate?
Boyfriend - Yeah, that faggot?
Girlfriend - I was over at his house before... He gave me the angry farmer. I orgasmed seven times. By the way, it's over between you and me. Ha ha.
Boyrfriend - *kills self*
by RiRi RAWR! December 25, 2007
Get the Angry Farmermug. In reference to when 5 men are having sexual intercourse (a gay orgy) and each male jizzes on the other one, and rubs it in. Making one big, sticky, rubby jizzfest.
Dude: "Blimy Mate, I was having me an Angry Jellyfish last night, and David rubbed it in my john!"
Girl: "Oh snap! I want to join!"
Dude: "Nope, cock only"
Girl: "Oh snap! I want to join!"
Dude: "Nope, cock only"
by burandee September 20, 2007
Get the Angry Jellyfishmug. The Angry Trail is when a large man's beard grows so large, it entangles with his chest hair and travels down to his pubic region.
If a fat hairy lumber jack had a really big beard and it tucked into his shirt it combined with his chest and pubic hair, creating the angry trail.
by RzR_rawr June 24, 2009
Get the Angry Trailmug. When a cd is edited for radio the word fuck is sometimes replaced with just an "F" sound that resembles the hissing sound that cats make when they are really pissed-off
My grandmother got me a cd for my birthday, unfortunately she bought it at Wal-mart so it is full of angry cat edits.
by Mr.Juan-derful March 15, 2010
Get the angry cat editmug. when she gave me head last night i made her look like an angry dragon since i was going to screw her over
by noface March 10, 2004
Get the angry dragonmug.