Alex Gillis

Hacker.

You should wrap your computer in parkas to protect against Alex Gillis.

by Julian Felix October 25, 2012

Alex Turner

Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.

Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.

by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021

Alex Fiction

It's a type of subgenre for fiction based on whatever Alex Falbtard has written or is going to write.

Average Roman: what genre is it?
Alex Falbtard: Fiction.
Average Roman: What subgenre?
Alex Falbtard: Alex Fiction.

by Falbtard October 15, 2021

Alex Moment

When you play multiple games of tarkov and you forget to remove your quest item from your inventory and you die.

C'mon i did an Alex Moment again ffs.
Well played man, you just did an Alex Moment, now go cry in a corner.

by Tonkatron5000 June 11, 2021

Alex Nott

Alex Nott is a sarcastic person. Never make a stupid remark around him because he’ll make you look like even more of an idiot.

Yesterday I forgot my math homework and Alex Nott made me look stupid

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Alex Lim

A boy that likes to snooze over class

And cheats all the girls and say pervert words when nobody is with him

Person 1 Do you like Alex lim

Person 2 yes

Person 3 don’t you know he is a pervert

by the man with the sex December 27, 2021

alex bienstock

The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.

“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”

by Bienstockaddict69 March 17, 2022