aliphony

The art of collecting alimony from an ex husband while living with the new rich guy.

Barbie just moved into a new $700,000 house on the water with her new boyfriend, how can she afford that?

She' s still collecting aliphony from her ex who's a doctor.

by Flasocguy February 12, 2017

Aleppo Moment

When someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer.

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment..." - Gary Johnson.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

alphabet soup

Exotic recreational drugs known by letter abbreviations, particularly in combination. Generally used as a derogatory term by people who do not partake in such things, and/or a descriptive term when everyone in a group of people at a party is on something different.

A: What the hell are you guys on?!

B: Well joe and sally are on tripping 2C-B, mary is on MBDB and MDAI, the people fucking in the corner are on 4-MMC and...
A: Got it, alphabet soup - I'm gonna do some good old fashioned cocaine here and smoke a joint if anyone wants to join me...

by Doc. A February 12, 2017

alehomo

One who lets his teammates down every game.

The "man" who can never seem to be handsome due to his big lips.

This person always claim to like women, but many others think otherwise.

Guy 1: How did we lose?!?!
Guy 2: it must've been Alehomo it always is.

by The original nut April 18, 2017

alphabet test

To try recite the alphabet while getting good sloppy top. If you make to z she's trash

This girl sucked my dick so good I could barely say my ABC's , I deadass failed the "alphabet test" that night

by Big Mikkee March 20, 2017

alphabet soup

It is an adjective, that may be used when some body is mixed up in thought.

I am an alphabet soup house wife, when I am busy with t.v, then I can,t search well after my kids and the cat, in daily hours.

by man!? March 23, 2017

Alpha

sually used as a term for a badass male who attracts women without trying. His superiority and pure confidence allows him to achieve success. He does not WANT, because he is the WANTED. May also be used to describe a "manly" achievement or situation.

Girl: "Did you see Kyle, Logan, and Zach throwing weights around in the gym today?"
Girl2: "Yeah so what? They're alphas."

by Kdiggs100 March 24, 2017