Man

The thing you know you want. You already know you're gay, so this is your sign to talk to him.

"Man I love jerry. I want him to cum inside my ass and slowly lick it." -Everett

by Squidwards Sentient Clarinet April 17, 2025

Sturdy man

Matthew Allen

He is a sturdy man

by Daddygiz May 14, 2018

shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

by Black Goku February 4, 2018

Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

little man

An ordinary person who is not wealthy, famous, or powerful — used to refer to such people in general. a politician who portrays himself as a friend of the little man. (britanica)

“I remember walkin ' ' round the court square sidewalk Lookin ' in windows at things I couldn't want There's Johnson's Hardware and Morgan's Jewelry And the ol ' Lee King's Apothecary They were the little man The little man“ (Little man, Allan Jackson).

by Mama Kin's fan May 1, 2022

Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.

The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.

by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022

maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.

Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!

by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023