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twat waffle

Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.
Mark is such a Twat Waffle. He can't even fart without Heather's permission.
by Aerianne Fairchilde December 14, 2008
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douche waffle

A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.

Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket
A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?
by douche waffle May 13, 2005
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soggy waffles

A soft- unskilled group of people.
by clerkgemgyve September 21, 2011
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waffle fuck

1. Having sexual intercourse with twenty plus women, all of whom are lying in a checkerboard pattern.
example: He's into kinky shit, like waffle fucking.
2. An alternate term for "what the fuck?".
example: Waffle fuck is going on?
by boogerfeed February 26, 2008
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waffleiron

A retort or riposte to tramwagon, commonly from IRC OP to lower-ranked user.
If I'm a tramwagon, then you're a waffleiron, Cartman.
by lollipop-fighter July 24, 2004
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Qwaf Waffle

A person that has annoyed you to a point where you want to name them the worst posible thing. A Qwaf Waffle is the air giving way out of a vag as a girl is sitting down for breakfast.
by Alvahito March 12, 2011
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Fart Waffle

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
by XSmiles July 14, 2013
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