Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.

Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.

by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024

Scouse wash

Not having a proper shower or wash, instead using something like Lynx Africa to cover their stench. ‘Scouse’ being a reference to people from Liverpool, the joke being that they’re dirty.

“I had a Scouse wash at Glastonbury festival.”

by Idgaf2025 March 1, 2025

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 5, 2019

Washing cuckshene

A washing machine twice the size as the usual with no water made to disorientate cucks and to create a form of entertainment during sex

I love our new washing cuckshene let’s paint it pink and put glitter on it

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Wash

seem convincing or genuine.

"charm won't wash with this crew"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Sausage Washing

The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.

Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin

by TheCheeseMasher August 26, 2022