Chocolate Thunder

A particularly vicious, watery poo, typically discernable by large amounts of splatter and a strong feeling of shame after you wipe your ass

That guy just jumped into a fucking woodchipper! Now he looks just like the chocolate thunder I unleashed last night!

by Reggiedownthestreet August 10, 2021

Thunderbitch

A woman having extreme angsty, conceited, or just plain old backstabbing qualities.

Thunderbitching: having or expressing these qualities openly and consistently.

1: Did you talk to Suzanne today? She wont stop yelling at people.

Uh, I know, complete thunderbitch.

2: Look, I know you are having a bad day, but quit thunderbitching!

by rosemary kath January 28, 2008

thunder down under

motor boating a vagina

and then sian created a thunder down under.

by beckysheep120 December 29, 2017

arcadian thunderbolt

The arcadian thunderbolt is performed when somebody is in a deep sleep snoring with their mouth open. After a while its gets annoying, so you decide to masterbate in front of the person, then right as your about to cum you thrust your cock into their mouth and blast a sticky wad of man goo into their throat.

Alex: So dude, lastnite Anthony was snoring so loud, that it woke me up. I was angry, so I decided to give him an arcadian thunderbolt and I filled his mouth with my seed. But, I didn't pullout quick enough and he chomped down on my dick.

by Derek aka xmypantsx September 29, 2008

Turkish Thunder

An individual who tries to portray his masculine side with severe effort while possibly hiding a more homo-sexual type past.

i have never made a gay porno in utah starring an actor called turkish thunder 77....i will skull fuck you for saying that.

by m12z May 26, 2010

blue thunder

A double headed dildo that has become an iconic figure on the Bulldawgs bench every week.

Dan wasnt having a good day at the plate until he licked blue thunder and got a taste of the good ol' days.

by mikereeno October 16, 2011

White Thunder

A name of a legend that lives within us all. Charisma, courage, muscle. All traits of such a clever man. Always trust someone known to be White Thunder, he will not let you down.

"Man, I wanna speak to Brittney but she is talking to that guy."
"Bro, you're gonna have to wait a while, he's a white thunder, she's already wanting to start a family with him"
"FUCK SAKE"

by Rezaaa July 12, 2017