naked snake

to have no skin whatsoever on your penis...hence making it naked....

Dude, your snake is like.....naked...

by NakedSnake March 06, 2005

rattle snaking

A sexual act, usually following felatio, that involves the female wrapping one or more hands loosely around the male's penis just before he climaxes and shaking them from side to side rapidly. This produces as rattling sound as the male ejaculates. A hissing noise at this point is recommended but not essential. Also some times described as making the angry rattle snake spit/puke.

'Last night she sucked me off, rattle snaking me to completion'

by Henry Gauntlett April 10, 2007

Sneaky Snake

When a person pretends to only want friendship from someone in a relationship but flirts with them everyday hoping to gain their affection beyond friendship.

My best friend is a total sneaky snake, calling my boyfriend at 1am crying about her ex.

by Realclassydiva March 01, 2016

Snake Date

Beyond "Coyote Ugly", you must chew off your remaining arm, currently supporting her head, in order to leave her bedroom without waking her.

Won't be playing ping pong soon, had a snake date last night and I no longer have any arms.

by frishy March 19, 2018

strangling the snake

to jerk off or wanking

A : will u come to the party this weekend
B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.

by datjapguy October 03, 2015

Snake charmer

The Snake charmer when a snake bites a man penis coils around it and squeezes it to the point in which it bursts

I went to the zoo yesterday I got a Snake charmer

by Channman March 02, 2017

snake piss

40 oz. king cobra............essentially any beer that is rank.

"snake piss really? I'd rather drink keystone".

by stevzv April 23, 2011