A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.
by Aaron pontious October 03, 2004
What a anti-conformist conforming to anti-conformity call a short doosh that is a conformist and drinks a lot of cofee.
by Anti-Anti-Conformist April 30, 2005
by The_Reaper January 11, 2005
Dear God! She has chode toes!
by J-Mo & J-Ho December 11, 2007
The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.
Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle
by John ashby July 27, 2010
by Jihad_Unit April 07, 2008
by moocow547 October 13, 2006