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Post butt clarity

1. The feeling just after the release of a strong bowel movement.
2. The feeling just after a successful prostate massage.
3. The feeling just after a direct interaction with a butt.
In that Post butt clarity, I looked down at my phone and I had been sitting for my entire lunch break.

I experienced an intense mind-wiping moment, followed by a post butt clarity where I realized where my hands were.

I had another post butt clarity yesterday that made me stop and think about my own health for a moment.
by Juanald definition July 16, 2021
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Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.
"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."
by FTOWC August 14, 2020
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post crap-ocalyptic

the feeling of taking a great shit, followed by the imminent dread that it may not flush down.
man I just had the best shit, but it gave me a really post crap-ocalyptic feeling.
by shutterscotch April 9, 2015
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Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or persons actions of constantly posting or uploading of a single repetitive topic, idea, event, etc.
We understand you went to Coachella, you need to Stop Posting This Shit
by Actually_Fat June 3, 2018
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post-LOSTdom depression

the incredible sinking feeling leading up to and devastating depression following the finale of the hit TV show LOST, leaving you fulfilled knowing it's over, yet so very empty, because, well, it's over.
Person 1: I'm kind of concerned about Adam today...do you know what's wrong?
Person 2: Do YOU know that LOST ended last night so that's why he's locked himself in his room, turned off the lights, and continues to say the numbers as he cries himself to sleep?
Person 3: Oh yeah, my doctor warned me about post-LOSTdom depression... I told him not to worry because I watch Grey's Anatomy and that makes me cry all the time. So then I said he should probably worry about that...

Person 1: You should probably not ask Janell to do much today. Or Kim. Or Shawna. Or Andy. Or. Terry. Or any LOST fan for that matter. They're suffering from post-LOSTdom depression.
Person 2: Maybe they could just start watching House...?
Person 1: Shut your face. You really don't get it. They practically lived on that island.
by VreeSquibcakes May 23, 2010
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Post Circus Syndrome

Commonly known as PCS, Post Circus Syndrome is the phase that every person goes through after returning home from the watching the circus or any acrobatic entertainment. The person inflicted with this will attempt to mimic what they have just watched, often ending in humiliation and injury, even death (if you're fat, and/or a sweeg)
Person 1: "Oh, it's so sad, johnny was a great guy..."
Person 2: "Ya, if he wasn't so fat then he would have had a better chance of surviving Post Circus Syndrome."
Person 4: "Word."
by al4 February 26, 2010
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post-evaluative syndrome

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.
"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."
by icehead November 6, 2008
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