Kamal Reyes Is Obito Uchiha (Rest In Peace).

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kamal Reyes Is Obito Uchiha (Rest In Peace).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Ryan Reynolds

God's perfect idiot. Gorgeous Canadian hunk. The actor noted for portraying Deadpool.

Oh my Glob! It's Ryan Reynolds!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Arthur Reynolds

A tall and strong person.

Arthur Reynolds is Christiano Ronaldo!

by xdr5t3evq3q February 19, 2025

Kamal Reyes Is Nick Fury

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Kamal Reyes Is Nick Fury

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Kamal Reyes Are Nick Fury

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Kamal Reyes Are Nick Fury

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Ryan Reynolds test

A psychological test a person uses to determine if a man suspected of being a homosexual is gay. This test works by a tester showing a man a cute picture of Ryan Reynolds, by which passing the test occurs when the man swoons at it.

Psychologist: So, tell me about how you feel.
Some dude: Well doctor, I think I might be gay.
Psychologist: Gay? As in happy? Or gay, as in loving men?
Some dude: Well, perhaps I once had a homosexual experience in college.
Psychologist: Hmm.. Sounds like you need to take something I call the Ryan Reynolds test...

by Tony Tobasco March 12, 2026

Ryan Reynolds

Born in Vancouver, Canada on October 23rd 1976, Reynolds is an inventor of FuCK (Functional Computing Key, a special kind of file with ".fck" extension) and "thread pool" at a university called MCU (Marvel of Computing University). Being an invention of Ryan Reynolds, files bearing ".fck" extension consists of "thread pools", i.e. a collection of pre-initialized, idle threads that are ready to execute tasks. In network programming, it optimizes the use of system resources by reusing threads for multiple tasks.

Thanks to Ryan Reynolds, the .fck file extension with "thread pool" has revolutionized how we handle multi-threading in programming!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025