muffoon

Muffoon

noun

A comedic person, especially a woman, who frequently performs cunnilingus.

A mix of a buffoon and a muff diver, otherwise known as a lesbian, or a heterosexual male keen on the kooch (a Mr Pussy).

My good friend, who happened to be a lesbian, had us all in stitches, I couldn’t help but blurt out, “oh my god, you’re such a muffoon!”

by Nihilist #3 September 20, 2021

Muffocating

An individual dying or being brought close to death by the restriction of air due to their airway being covered by a female's genitals.

"Jon gasped for breath. His life flashed before his eyes. He'd been having such a good time but now his girlfriend was muffocating him.'

by Pussychoking December 12, 2022

Muffocate

To drown and suffocate at the same time

Damn, I want her to muffocate me.

by TeeDheazy May 4, 2023

Muffocate

Muffocate is a verb that combines two words .

A slang term of Muff (another one of many slang terms for a vagina) and Suffocate. Need I say more?

Last night I was muffocated by my wife.
She likes to muffocate me.

by BigRed1886 July 2, 2023

Muffocate

Trying to breathe while eating pussy with an overgrown bush.

Justice C.

I was eating her out but her bush was so big I was worried I'd muffocate

by Justice Crevlo August 30, 2023

muffout

The outside of a muffin often crunchy and more firm then inside.

"Why did you only eat muffout of the muffin

by Jackson.is.epic December 29, 2024

mudfoot

Some witty guy who likes to draw bmp images and has a temper. Likes genocide when hungry.

'OMG! i luv u muddy!!

by Uruk-hai December 3, 2003