Meat Raffle 

Another term for saying "sausage fest"

Bunch of males partying down and getting hammered at the same time in the same place. AKA the Meat Raffle

Meat Raffle by BetaOmegaTank December 4, 2010

Meat Muffins 

Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.

Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?

Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?

My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!

*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!

Meat Muffins by Smyshlyaev's Girls May 4, 2014

meat candle

A synonym for a penis.

"She could manhandle my meat candle."

meat candle by slimkillz December 26, 2017

Meat Santa 

A butcher; especially in the month of December.

{Butcher}: Here's your prime rib, all wrapped up real nice.
{Customer}: Thank you, and have a merry Christmas, Meat Santa!

Meat Santa by Telephony December 5, 2018

Meat Parade 

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

Meat Parade by ProtectWomensRights July 12, 2019

Meat Wallet 

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

Meat Wallet by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011

meat cleavage 

Meat cleavage is when a guy's pants are either riding up or so tight that you can see his bulge through his pants.

Dude are those pants from 8th grade or something? You can totally see your meat cleavage.

meat cleavage by Killumslow October 29, 2007