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Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?

Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.

Lennie- Okay, I won't try.
by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022
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Machine gunning

A carpentry term-
Definition-when a drill and small drill bit is used by drilling a series of close together horizontal holes in a line probing drywall for wall studs.
“The centres are out on the wall, Joey was machine gunning fourteen inches just to find a stud”
by Castle Point Construction January 9, 2024
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Slot Machine

The process of one man licking a woman's belly button (while she's in a standing position) while another man sticks his tongue into her fudge cavern in anticipation of a "jackpot!". This position can be used while the female is experiencing her monthly bloodfest.
Nick and Chad played some "slot machine" at work today on Angie. Nick was performing some oral pleasure to Angie's belly button as Chad collected the jackpot mouthful of doo-doo brownlees. Chad arose from Angie's turd tunnel with a mouthful of awards!
by pounderofanus November 21, 2022
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Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.
Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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GRANDEE MACHINE

GRANDEE MACHINE
Beverage Packaging Machinery Manufacturer
GRANDEE MACHINE is a biger beverage packaging machinery and equipment manufacturers, located in zhangjiagang city, China.Our Main products is Water Filling Machine, Water Bottling Plant, Beer Filling Machine, Soft Drink Filling Machine, Juice Filling Machine, 5 Gallon Barrel Water Bottling Line; Water Treatment Equipment , PET Blow Molding Machine, Extrusion Blow Molding Machine, Sleeve Shrink Labeling Machine, Shrink Packing Machine ,etc;
by GRANDEE MACHINE August 13, 2019
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the inner machinations of my mind

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
by anguslazy November 24, 2024
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Yum Yum Machine

Is a word for coffee after you put water through the coffee maker
Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!
by _miraculous.girl_ March 25, 2021
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