Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy

Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020

Kentucky Fog Machine

The act of placing a blunt in a woman's asshole and breathing in when she farts.

That Kentucky fog machine is the highest and turned on I've ever been in my life

by CultleaderDucky July 5, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name "'Manuel"' Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name "'Manuel"' Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name "'Manuel"' Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

Propaganda Machine

A really cool Thrash/Groove Metal band from Kentucky.

Person 1: "Have you heard Propaganda Machine's new self-titled EP available on all streaming services?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "You really should, it has some bangers on it. My favorite song is The Scarred Domain."
Person 2 (after listening to it): "Personally, my favorite song is Imperial Democracy."

Person 1: "Yeah, that song is good too."

by zbguitar January 2, 2025

Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.

She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022