"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
by googlyeyes123 October 29, 2023
A mechanical device.
Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?
Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.
Lennie- Okay, I won't try.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?
Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.
Lennie- Okay, I won't try.
by The Original Agahnim January 03, 2022
by Stickwood Jr March 02, 2022
Slang for crack pipe.
(In a circle of crack heads, crettin their next rock) “Hurry up and pass us that there machine our kid.”
by Kravin April 07, 2022
by Solid Mantis May 06, 2021