Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.

What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*

by KC-130 October 7, 2025

Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court

“Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)

by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025

piece machine

Anything that is determine to be a piece.

That's a damn piece machine.

by Auteylou August 12, 2017

machine gunning

The act of posting multiple times on a bulletin board in order to hit a post number target before your fellow avatars

Example 1

Poster 1 -

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Too late - 10000 is mine!"

Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"

Example 2

BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"

BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"

by Beeksy July 9, 2010

Rage Against the Machine

THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL.

Rage Against the Machine

by 7568ino November 3, 2023

Florence And The Machine

How the fuck are they rock?

Florence And The Machine is just a pop band, how tf do they get considered a rock band?

by UltimateDoge October 5, 2023

the big gay machine

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)

You are the big gay.
Hey, at least I'm not The Big Gay Machine

by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020