meat log

A slang alternate to the word penis.

"I am going to slap you right in the face with my meat log", said Marcus.

by Jame Ski July 29, 2014

Meat Calculator

An unintuitive, emotionally unfeeling, narcissistic, delusional, socially retarded species of sub-humans whose sole purpose of existence is to whimsically jump on the bandwagon of the latest unusual subculture to the next latest unusual subculture; due primarily to their ultimate lack of identity, all while living off of social security, and or their parents, trying to convince people that taste in art is objective, and playing ungodly amounts of Minecraft.

Those meat calculator cunts in engineering don't have the slightest amount of common sense.

by Andrew Carnegie Schopenhauer October 2, 2012

meat in the middle

A sexual act where two men titty fuck a woman from opposite ends, docking in the middle of her breasts. A rim job from the woman being titty fucked is optional.

'I'm not totally gay, but i don't mind the odd meat in the middle.'

by spedmonkey January 2, 2007

meat pit

aka vagina.

i can't believe bruce let his member get close to that meat pit.

by scott February 7, 2004

meat skirt

noun. A flap of gut that hangs over the pants, usually covering the belt. can be applied to both man or woman

Me: Damn I thought I saw this hot girl then she took off her jacket and her meat skirt fell out and covered up most of her Billy Ray Cyrus belt buckle
You: stop sleeping with my mom!

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

meat straps

also known as meat flaps, when a womens pussy lips are extremely wide and floppy and are very loose.
these can sometimes be an offensive slang term as well.

Wow dude, that chics got some huge ass meat straps!

by kyle smeer June 11, 2006

mystery meat

what you get from the kebab shop - whoever saw a round lamb leg three feet long? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle salaams for a feed of mystery meat

by aussie bob March 7, 2005