Glacial Log

A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.

A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.

by MarcDemo June 30, 2018

Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.

I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.

by Chinook17 August 10, 2022

Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.

We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.

by K lite April 26, 2020

West Virginia Beef Log

The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.

I totally gave your Nana a mean West Virginia Beef Log

by Mrbeefy090 July 28, 2016

soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz April 26, 2016

Burning Log

Shoving your dick into the sappy bit of a tree then lighting the whole tree on fire.

I hear James tried burning log. howd it go
by dick didnt fit in the tree

by K9123 August 15, 2024

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020