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Jimmy Page

A overrated guitar player with horrible tone.
He usually creates pentatonic solos, and they sound like shit!
Played in a great band led Zeppelin but was a piece of crap guitar player!
Has never played guitar cleanly in his life.
Oh man you'r playing as bad as Jimmy Page
Holy Crap that jimmy page sucks at guitar.
Man if Steve Vai had no arms, he would still be 600 times better than Jimmy Page
Jimmy Page by Guitar God January 12, 2008
A amazing boy who hides his feelings and is very manly around his friends but when someone needs his help or he sees someone in pain he does everything he can to help them

He is a nice and sweet but very weird sometimes his weirdness will scare you but in the end he is always there for you and anyone is lucky to have him as a friend
Wow
That is for sure a jimmy
He is the best friend anyone can have (jimmy)
Jimmy by Clarie lucker November 21, 2013
Probably the coolest guy alive. Tall, slim, easy on the eyes. His intense confidence may be intimidating at first, but you'll learn to love it, just like you'll love the rest of him. His sarcastic remarks and hilarious but seriously fucked up jokes are the life of the party. He's also got a soft spot underneath all that toughness. He loves giving advice and is very trustworthy. Can also be cocky at times, in both meanings... ;)
awesomesarcastichot I wish I was like a jimmy
Jimmy by Your momm November 17, 2013

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers 

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

jammy dodger

When having sex with a woman who is on her period u have to dodge the 'jammy' vagina and slip it into the asshole.
Dude i totally gave this chic a jammy dodger last night
jammy dodger by pwiznay June 25, 2009

Jimmy Jenkins 

a fictional stalker who creeps on swedish men. He is very commonly known in the state of minnesota. There are many common quotes recited by the jimmster such as; "you make me giggle","notch it up!","sorry man that was inappropiate","be careful with my fat.. it's precious"," Jimmy likes it!!" and, "Hey, what's up mann ??" You may want to know what Jimmy looks like ? well his physical appearance is one of a kind... He is definitly a stunner;) he's around 250 pounds with a beard (don't forget his unibrow) and tends to wear his lucky vikings hat, some people call him The Pedofile but his loved ones call him JIMMY
That Jimmy Jenkins is one cool guy.
Jimmy is the funniest guy i've ever met
I have a stalker and his name is Jimmy
Jimmy Jenkins by Short<3 July 5, 2010