Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich used to be a stripper and now he is in a band called Why Don’t We. He is the oldest of the band and is so hawt 🤩. Jonah says to follow me on Instagram @limelight_beech nah I’m just kidding
by @limelight_beech on ig August 6, 2018
Get the Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 😍 mug.The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.
1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.
2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.
2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!
Why?
Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!
Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)
No, The Jonas Brothers!
Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...
2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?
Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!
(Stab, eat the body)
Why?
Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!
Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)
No, The Jonas Brothers!
Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...
2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?
Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!
(Stab, eat the body)
by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009
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Person 1: Woah, who was that girl? She just came over, talked to me about something, and ran away!
Person 2: Don't worry that's just Jonquil she does that a lot. You'll get over the hit-by-a-bus symptoms soon enough.
Person 2: Don't worry that's just Jonquil she does that a lot. You'll get over the hit-by-a-bus symptoms soon enough.
by xxxyyyzzz September 2, 2013
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by Steve J. Talon March 31, 2010
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by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019
Get the Dirty Jonny mug.Derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names together.
It is a term used for 'slash' when one is writing a fan fiction about the pair.
Is sometimes shortened to 'Pones'.
It is a term used for 'slash' when one is writing a fan fiction about the pair.
Is sometimes shortened to 'Pones'.
Claire: "I wrote some awesome Poynter-Jones porn last night, wanna read?"
Taylor: ZOMG DANNY AND DOUGIE SEX YEYYYY
Taylor: ZOMG DANNY AND DOUGIE SEX YEYYYY
by Claire Thackray January 29, 2009
Get the Poynter-Jones mug.At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.
Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up
by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007
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