jesus vs a black hole 

The ultimate showdown.

What will decide the end of the universe? The jesus vs a black hole battle.

jesus vs a black hole by wtfersdf September 1, 2006

Bonus Hole Puncher 

Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.

Henceforth the penis shall be called,

The Bonus Hole "Puncher".

Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!

Bonus Hole Puncher by hatrancho June 30, 2023

Jelly Hole 

A Masturbating device created by cutting a hole in your mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice and then masturbating with it (for best results use grape jelly)

Dude I made a Jelly Hole last night and masturbated til like three in the morning.

Jelly Hole by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012

Two hole 

Used to refer to a female

Friend: I can't come, I have date night with my girlfriend.
Me: Don't dog the boys for a two hole

Two hole by johnyboyreallytaken October 25, 2017

Pat the Hole 

1. When, during intercourse, one individual takes his/her hand and gently pats (as in tapping) the hole of their partner. The hole is generally either the vagina or the anus, but can also be any other orifice.
2. A greeting among adolescents, similar in manner to pounding or daps. One person will hold out their hand to another, placing the tip of their thumb to their index finger, forming the "hole". The other person takes their hand and pats the first person's "hole". This greeting mimics the sexual act, but is not often considered lewd or obscene.

"Hey Cliff, did you pat Luna's hole?"
"Hey man, pat the hole"

Pat the Hole by Ted Boasso December 9, 2008

The 10-Foot Hole

A gigantic, ambulatory vaginal crevice that stalks unsuspecting men for prey. Can be heavily armed and highly dangerous.

Watch out for the 10-Foot Hole. If you see one, RUN.

The 10-Foot Hole by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

no no hole 

A term referring to either the vagina or anus.

Father Gregory stuck his finger in my no no hole at Sunday school.

no no hole by Smirkbetweenyourlegs March 7, 2015