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Flathand

Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation
Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.

I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.
by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008
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Flatbush

/Flat'bush/, n. (1) A neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York, USA. (2) An avenue in Brooklyn, New York, USA. (3) A temporary side effect of wearing very tight pantyhose.
(1) I live in Park Slope but my girlfriend lives across the park in Flatbush.(2) We had a slouvaki stand on Flatbush and Parkside. (3) Not realizing her pantyhose had given her a bad case of flatbush, Helen was confused when her date took a turn for the worst.
by Bumper T Shirtstickers June 9, 2008
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Flathead

A term used to describe a person who lives "on the edge" and is very wild. The term came from Michael Flatley, who invented the Riverdance Irish Dance ensemble. "Flathead" was used to describe his fans who were very wild and crazy and the term grew from there...
Bill: This flathead I went out with last night was just too wild for my taste...
by Solar and Lunar May 28, 2007
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flatliner

Someone severely lacking in personality; a person who kills any festive mood with their utter dullness
Dottie was having a good time, until she got stuck with that flatliner.
by D*Tice June 8, 2003
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flatlined

Being so drunk that you blackout and can't recall a long period (an hour or more) from the previous evening.
I must have been flatlined last night, cause I don't remember stretching my scrotum skin in front of your parents.
by Chris Johnson February 19, 2004
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Flatlanders

An unflattering name given by people in Wisconsin to residents of Illinois who travel to Wisconsin for weekend jaunts.
"Those damn flatlanders keep coming to our bars stealing all our cute chicks."
by Michael Coyle November 15, 2007
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Flatule

Sorry, just a small flatule there ;-)
by Clifford The Love Bunny December 4, 2004
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