Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation
Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.
I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.
I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.
by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008
Get the Flathand mug./Flat'bush/, n. (1) A neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York, USA. (2) An avenue in Brooklyn, New York, USA. (3) A temporary side effect of wearing very tight pantyhose.
(1) I live in Park Slope but my girlfriend lives across the park in Flatbush.(2) We had a slouvaki stand on Flatbush and Parkside. (3) Not realizing her pantyhose had given her a bad case of flatbush, Helen was confused when her date took a turn for the worst.
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A term used to describe a person who lives "on the edge" and is very wild. The term came from Michael Flatley, who invented the Riverdance Irish Dance ensemble. "Flathead" was used to describe his fans who were very wild and crazy and the term grew from there...
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Get the flatliner mug.Being so drunk that you blackout and can't recall a long period (an hour or more) from the previous evening.
I must have been flatlined last night, cause I don't remember stretching my scrotum skin in front of your parents.
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Get the flatlined mug.An unflattering name given by people in Wisconsin to residents of Illinois who travel to Wisconsin for weekend jaunts.
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