fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.

Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.

by emalonez June 15, 2018

Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 24, 2023

Monkey Fist

A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...

If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.

by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018

Fisting my Tiramisu

Punching a dessert or taking the piss

Jamie, stop doin that...you fisting my Tiramisu?

by Kendotronic3000 February 9, 2022

Fire me some fist

To ask for a fist bump (In a cool manner) ((Usually used between friends or close colleagues))

Parker: Yo Caelan fire me some fist
Caelan: *Gives Parker a sick fist bump*

by avidsmutenjoyer September 5, 2023

Dinner Fist

When you get fisted under the table during the main course. Can be anal or vaginal.

Yeah man, I totally got some dinner fist the other night.

by massive_schlong January 24, 2017

Blister fist

Someone who masturbates excessively

There's blister fist tuggin that thang again

by Bruhwheresthespacebar August 29, 2025