Fackerjack

A swear word hobo's use when they loose an item of great value to them, namely beans to rival hobo's!

chester arrives back to his cardboard house under a bridge to realize his beans have been stolen, he then goes into a rave screaming fucking fackerjacks..i'll ave ya!

by TheMetal March 9, 2008

Fuckedville

The destination you have just reached when you're totally screwed with no way out. Fuckedville is located along Shit's Creek.

After my wife found out about last night, I took up perminant residance in Fuckedville.

by StrechTheRebel December 1, 2011

fucked

What we are if Trump becomes president

#werefucked2016

by bipolarcarrot July 25, 2016

Fucked shit

Something that is beyond the normal levels of fuckery and has evolved into fucked shit.

Person1: hey I'm a good person but I'd dropkick a pregnant girl in the stomach for $4

Person2: My guy... That's some fucked shit

by LordHeadasa August 26, 2019

dude faced

1. dave
2. getting toe up from the flo up.
3. getting so drunk that your face looks droopy, you also look through people when you talk to them.

damn nigga you were dude faced last night.

by playerballer November 25, 2007

Fucking Fucked

To be under the influence of alcohol to the point where speech becomes slured, you start talking shit the world starts to spin.

"Fuck man, I'm Fucking fucked"
"Fuck me, your turning green"
"Fuck man, I'm Fucking Fucked"
"I know, you said"
"fuck....."

by Wensleydale October 24, 2008

Tunnel Fucked

A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.

"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."

"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.

by TheRoadWarrior July 29, 2009