Dumpset

Defecating in a toliet while dipping.

Vincent: Would you like to take a dumpset before practice?
Louis: I would be honored, I have some grape Yakk.

by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010

Dumpeter

A person who proudly announces to others they have to take a dump.

Timothy entered the living room and trumpeted to his friends and girlfriend, "wow, I have to take a fat dump right now," causing them to groan and roll their eyes. His girlfriend Tina replied, "you are such a nasty dumpeter".

by Chimerichawk August 1, 2012

Dumpty

A dumpty is a sweet and calm animal (most likely a dog but could be a rabbit or a gremlin in disguise). Dumptys are the sweetest animals in the world and they never bite, bark, or shred things because they are so calm. Dumptys love their master and are protective. They protect the house during the week when they sleep in the living room and they get rewarded with cuddle time on weekends for their good work.

Look at that sweet little dumpty! She sure does love her master.

by JustCallMeCute August 7, 2016

dumpskee

A dumb driver of any kind who can't drive ,

That dude drives like a dumpskee

by Shipstick March 22, 2017

Dumpsin

Dumpsin refers to a potato with a face on it. It is often confused with the Krampsin, which is an older Dumpsin

"Woah! it's a Krampsin!" -Ted
"Actually, that's a Dumpsin." - Kev

by Dr. DJFELIX November 4, 2019

Dumpsworth

A unit of power equivalent to the amount of energy needed to run your phone as you take a shit.

Me: Bartender...can you charge my phone?
Bartender: We do not usually let customers use the one charger we have
Me: It will only take a second. I only need a Dumpsworth.
Bartender: Giddyup, my man.

by Red Apple Inn June 17, 2020

Dumps

An abbreviation for typical 'Chinese style' dumplings.

'Hey! Let's go grab some dumps!'

by MelbourneLOVESdumplings September 14, 2020