DSG

stands for Direct Shift Gearbox.
It's the Audi equivalent of the BMW SMG, Ferrari F1, Lambo Egear (...) gearbox.

Not an auto transmission although it can act like one in Auto mode.

Basically a robotized manual transmission with electronic command of the clutch and gear changes through paddles behind the steering wheel.

Not to be mistaken with a say Tiptronic which is just an Automatic transmission with upshift/downshift buttons (much slower gear changes).

I test drove the new A3 with DSG, although it's smove and fast I'd rather have a 3rd pedal !

by kaiv one November 3, 2006

DSA

A DSA is a D*ck Sucking Appointment wherein a person, usually a college student in large classes visits his/her professor excessively for any personal motive.

Guy 1: Heyy! Where have you been?
Guy 2: I just visited Prof.H during his office hours.
Guy 1: Damn! you gotta chill with the DSAs man!
Guy 2: I need this "A" to boost my GPA.. gotta do what i gotta do you know!

by The Curry Fag June 6, 2011

d.s.

"don't stop" used a reference of initiative in the party seen.

You're party is thumpin, d.s.

by Sunshine December 6, 2004

D.S.C.

Dump Shower Combo. It describes the act of taking a shit then entering the shower immediately afterwards.

"What are you doing later?"
"Probably just gonna go home, take a D.S.C. and nap."

by Captain Jenkins October 21, 2011

DSi

A wannabe PSP with a reigon lock.

I love the DS Lite, but I don't like the way they are going with the DSi, they are cutting the battery life and GBA slot for a bunch of garbage. The "i" in the name also makes it seem like a ripoff of Ipod.

by SuperFroman January 18, 2009

DSL

1.Dick Suckers for Life-
national organization of girls that give many a beej, and will continue to do so for many years.

Fred: What'd you do last night?
Chuck: I fucked a DSL!

by Stephenosity October 1, 2008

DSM

Making a geek/loser in a full nelson and make them imitate the sucking their own dick.

When you put someone in a full nelson you basically break their back by making them look like their suckin their own johnson. Makes the dork feel like a pussy and a clown do it to a annoying ass kid at school and you'll be sure to get a laugh and definitely some respect.

Also make sure you yell out DSM, DSM, DSM while your doing it.

by ridinwitmytopdown December 26, 2010