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jolly pirate donuts 

A small chain of donut shops in Ohio that, at it's height in the early 90's had two dozen or so shops, but has dwindled to just over half as many since the founder Nick (last name I can't spell) sold the company off and retired back to Greece.

They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!

Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.
"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!!" - Tourette's Guy

"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me

"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy
jolly pirate donuts by JoeBaker August 26, 2006

ditch your donuts 

a command used to discreetly let a person know that his weak and unwanted followers need to fuck off, and that it is his responsibility to make this happen
Nick approaches his friends, but is followed by people that can usually be classified as fat, gross, annoying, etc.

Group member: "Yo Nick...ditch your donuts..."
ditch your donuts by Pseudocide September 24, 2007

dont sleep on my gang 

What you say when someone mess with your gang.
Yo nigga, your gang sucks!
DONT SLEEP ON MY GANG NIGGA.

denuttification

A term used when a man retains his nuts physically but loses them psychologically.
With muted horror, I watched the painfully slow-motion denuttification of this once courageous seeming man as he learned to deftly sleepwalk through his lengthy prison term, working as a psychologist for the state.
denuttification by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019

dont run dont trip 

in new york dont run dont trip usually means if your running from your opp you can run but dont trip, they say trip because YGZ member Woo Lotti supposedly ran from an OYOGZ member trip over a trash can while running and got stabbed.
yo aint that freshy? dont run dont trip”
dont run dont trip by mikeyspear August 26, 2022
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