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Donald Trump Handshake 

When a male masturbates wildly and vigorously to demonstrate his dominance over his penis.
When i get home i am going to give my penis a donald trump handshake

Donald Trump Jr 

The act of intermittently squirting little blasts of tainted cauliflower induced diarrhea onto a woman's face while she toung fucks your asshole for six hours. And then making a "Shroud of Turin" style impression of the aftermath to be framed and hung in the study as a receipt.
Steve has really been crushing his Donald Trump Jrs lately. His latest work it reminiscent of early Jackson Pollock.

Donald Trump Depression

The immense feeling of sadness and defeat, when you realize that nearly half of our country is insane and that a lot of your friends, family, and loved ones support Donald Trump and are part of the demise of our once great nation.
Jacob suffered from a terrible case of Donald Trump Depression after celebrating Christmas with the in-laws. He's been drinking in his basement and listening to 80's love songs for weeks since the incident.

After realizing her boss was a Trump supporter, Debbie slit her wrists due to a violent case of Donald Trump Depression. She couldn't take the fact that her workplace was run by a racist psycho.

Donald Trump Tan 

This is the color of Donald Trump’s skin. It’s a very orange fake spray tan look. It’s been ancient since the Trump’s took over America. So now when you go to your local spray tanning salon ask for the “Donald Trump Tan”.
That tan is so bad it looks like the Donald Trump Tan!
Donald Trump Tan by OliverSHOOK November 25, 2017

Donald Trump Lost

He didn’t get enough votes so HE LOST.
At least give me 1 single proof that Biden cheated. CAUSE HE WON AND DONALD TRUMP LOST. DEAL WITH IT.

Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president

A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.

He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.

Our beautiful fucking president.
All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.