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oy cunt

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Person 1:Oy cunt
Person 2:I haven’t bloody seen ye in bloody ages!
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Person 1:Oy you fat bitch ass cunt!
Person 2:THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU COCK SUCKING CORONA DRINKING DICKHEAD!?!!!!?!!!
by Dudebloke March 23, 2021
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cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.
by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009
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Cunt Car

A Cunt Car is a car specifically created or modified to be as much of an annoyance as possible. Cunt Cars are most frequently driven by entitled college white boys named Kevin who didn’t get enough attention from mumsie and dadsie, so they seek it from innocent bystanders by accelerating at heart-attack inducing intervals. Cunt Cars usually tend to be lower-end sports cars with a modification or two, paid for with mummy’s money. However, it may also be a completely unremarkable, average car with the same mods. Arguably, these Cunt Cars are worse, because the driver’s sense of overconfidence isn’t even earned. Some common modifications possessed by Cunt Cars include, but are not limited to; horrendously saturated and gaudy paint jobs, blindingly bright LED headlights, and worst of all, motors amplified so loudly that you can hear the screams begging for onlookers to give its driver attention, even though they possess no human voice. All these common Cunt Car mods have one (1) common purpose; to make their vehicle so noticeable it could infuriate a deaf man or be an eyesore to the blind.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.
"There goes Kevin again, annoying innocent couples with his Cunt Car."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."
by SoBasicallyImMonky December 12, 2019
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dense cunt

An Australian insult that adds description to cunt.
by bobbybobson68 September 22, 2019
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Religious Cunt

An overly religious teenage woman in the internet who enjoys tweeting and posting bible verses or quotes about God, but in reality that woman is actually a slut.
P1: "She loves God as much as she loves dicks."

P2: "Yeah, she's pretty much a religious cunt."
by raepmemoar February 23, 2017
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cunt bumping

The act of 2 women criss crossing there legs and riding back and forth, or scissoring.
by Claudeguy March 31, 2017
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Village Cunt

A term used for a fierce, out of control crazy red headed lady.
"Hey Georgie you're a village cunt"

"I'm just chilling at home with this village cunt"
by Swear words May 3, 2014
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