bumping your bumpus

The act of putting on your mom's lingerie and shoving a dildo up your ass.

Jerry: Hey Christian I heard you were bumping your bumpus last night.

Christian: I was just enjoying some personal time!

Alex: What a fucking weirdo!

by NigerianTaskForce666 April 14, 2023

Bumping bags/purses

2 bottoms (male or female) having sex but there’s no penetration because they’re both bottoms.

“oh my god, that guy is so hot, i want to have sex with him!”
“no dude, he’s clearly a bottom, you’d be bumping bags/purses!”

by dingusweewoo69 October 14, 2023

meat bumpers

The sides of the entrance of the vagina that gives it that "taco" appearance.

I'm going to slide my cock between her meat bumpers.

by firemedicmike August 18, 2008

dat bump

Something you say on a forum when a user "bumps" or posts in a really old thread

*new member posts in a thread from 2004*

DAT BUMP!

by gootipenis July 5, 2010

Dinosaur bump

The small bumps on a guys taint

"Dude I accidentally cut one of my dinosaur bumps while shaving my taint last night" -K.A.L

by wizzahickon June 7, 2013

faby bump

Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.

That model's not pregnant, that's totally a faby bump.

by freddyflow November 21, 2013

scooter bumping

The act of giving a girl with pig-tails anal in the doggy style position while riding her in a circle and pulling on her hair like reins.

"See her? She's into scooter bumping."

by MasterScootScoot March 3, 2014