I'm bored

I wrote this definition because as the title suggests IM BORED

Please God give me strength I'm bored

by Imbored9876 September 25, 2023

I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.

Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

Allen is really bored

A group of border hoppers and one monkey

Bro the allen is really bored chat is so cool

by Cooldark February 28, 2024

Allen is really bored

A group of border hoppers
Women
And a
Monkey

Allen is really bored is cool

by Cooldark February 28, 2024

chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)

a friendlier way to say the bombing of chongqing in ww2

person 1: i am real concerned about the chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)
person 2: bro stop
person 1: arlyn
person 3: i think they are going after the whitehouse next

by copez April 27, 2024

the six stages of boredom

1: Daydreaming
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off

I'm so the six stages of boredom right now.

by IHateCucksAndSoShouldYou May 19, 2024

When you are so bored that

You'll likely come across these types of definitions when you are really bored and type something a typical bored person would do.

"When you are so bored that you type in the whole bible and say lebron James 694201 times. Do something more productive!"

by Toaster1204 January 21, 2025